(Source: seobism)
- Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
- After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
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- Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
- After: Broke from all the albums I buy
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- Before: Innocent little girl
- After: Pervert
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- Before: Cared about what people thought of me
- After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
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- Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
- After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
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- Before: Was a fashion terrorist
- After: Became a fashionista
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- Before:
- Guy: Hey what's up?
- Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
- After:
- Guy: Hey what's up?
- Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
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- Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
- After: OPPAR LOVE ME
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- Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
- After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
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- Before: Had a life
- After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
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- Before: What is music?
- After: I see the light
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- Before: Laugh quietly
- After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
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- Before:
- Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
- After:
- Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.
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- Before:
- Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
- After:
- Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
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- Before:
- Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
- After:
- Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
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- Before: What is otp? what is ship?
- After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB ELVIN KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
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- Before: Ovaries tight and intact
- After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
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- Before: straight, normal girl
- After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
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- Before: Nice, gentle person
- After: Sarcastic bitch
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- Before: Close-minded fool
- After: Open-minded viewer of life :)
